Trent Johnson

Nina HandMr.T back in action! AWESOME😎

Sean Wilsonrum rum avocado..

Trent JohnsonYou can see the moon inside the question mark. I'll bet if I had caught it sooner that from my angle the moon would have been the dot.

Nick BauerAwesome

Trent Johnsonhttp://winners.webbyawards.com/2009/web/site-features-and-design-categories/best-use-of-animation-or-motion-graphics/coraline-website

Kate Lippertheh

Dedrick SprickWhew, I'm glad you told me. I'll update my surveillance process, so I can keep documenting your life in that secret file you're not supposed to know about.

Kate LippertGood job hon! I'm on a similar tip.

Trent JohnsonHigh res... http://facebook.trentjohnson.com/share/img/dorena-lake-dam-pano2.jpg

Trent Johnson..and the high resolution version: http://facebook.trentjohnson.com/share/img/dorena-lake-dam-pano1.jpg

Kate Greig1999, so is Oliver in the picture too?

Jen NeitzelNo, that can't be '99, cuz I was crazy pregnant and with child. I think it's '98. I love this pic, Trent Johnson, so glad you rounded it up.

Trent JohnsonThe date stamped on the bottom-right corner is 1-17-99 so that would be a few months before conception. Oliver was still just a twinkle in our eyes.

Jen Neitzelyou're so adorable!

Beth RamseyFine!

Ken Ray Crawfordgood good times!!!

Travis HumdingerDang, we had a lot of songs!! Anybody remember them?

Trent JohnsonSome on that list are completely cryptic now. The last one is "Send it (P.O.)" What?

Christian PlattI remember most of them. Remember what they sound like, not how to play them. But there's like three or four there that I don't remember anything at all about.

Christian PlattAnd what were the little symbols by our names? Was that some pun tally or something?

Ken GertsChristian - maybe something about food? I recognize the rolo and the hamburger

Ken GertsSaucers was that song i ripped off of Ozric tentacles

Trent JohnsonI think later that was the pun count, but before it was a tally of who brought beer/food to share. Or something like that.

Ken GertsI want to hear what me and my dog sounds like. was this a cowboy song?

Trent JohnsonI have a few unfinished rough studio mixes. http://www.trentjohnson.com/mp3/mixes/fall_apart_mix1.mp3

Ken Gertsit hurts my ears

Trent JohnsonKen, I later used Me and My Dog as an Albany Project song called At the T&R http://www.trentjohnson.com/mp3/albany_project/02-At_the_TandR.mp3

Camelia Ninethanks BRICK wall! for that sound....

Camelia Nineoh i love those little symbols nxt to our names! hehe

Trent JohnsonI'll bet I'm the only one that remembers what Wait Dwats means.

Christian PlattI don't but I do remember what S.U.T.R. stood for.

Trent JohnsonDamn it, you got me! Well, Wait Dwats? is "What am I to do with all this stuff?"

Trent JohnsonSomewhere Under the Rainbow!

Christian PlattBingo!

Hilary McCownNot according to the red print on the picture. And congrats (if, in fact, it is official.)

Trent JohnsonGetting ordained is free and official, but if I want a hard copy of the 'official document' I have to spend a little cash. I'm going to get the wallet card too.

Kate GreigAre you officiating somewhere?

Chris Dorrbetter than officious

Shawn CollinsCool. Mark and I will be doing that soon to marry some friends this summer.

Monice Hensonvery cool...

Jane SCI'm proud to report almost 6 years of martial blitz...i mean marital bliss thanks to Rev. Fred the Barber of the Universal Life Monastery. Nice to see T Code J is ordained now as well. Spirituality is important.

Dedrick SprickNow, you are one of us. I will deliver your programming to you later.

Hillary Colterthat's good. you also have to figure out a way to pipe my into the karaoke basement from my bedroom in nc.

Dedrick SprickThat's awesome that you are totally running with this. I can hardly wait for it.

Ken GertsI like the name, what is it? Karaoke admin? cool

Trent JohnsonHillary, that will actually be possible (for a select few Karaoke basement regulars)

Trent JohnsonKen, that's right. It's a stand-alone cross-platform Adobe Air app that manages your karaoke collection. Of course, this pic is a Photoshop mock-up but I have a working version that's about 3/4ths of the way done.

Trent JohnsonDedrick, I'll hit you up for some beta testing soon.

Chris Dorrmmmmmm...Trent karaoke app dev!

Geoff UngerSchweet, you writing that in Flex / Actionscript?

Trent JohnsonAS3 using the Flash IDE. Old school.

Jen NeitzelUm, Trent, I just noticed what song you had me singing in the karaoke cue. Um, wow.

Beth Ramseyoh jen, first ladybrunch...

Chris Dorrwhat kinda ladybrunch you gals got goin' anyway???

Jen Neitzelthe kind of ladybrunch that involves ham wallets and tuna tacos.

Richard FoxHonored to be included in the mockup. Can't wait.

Kate GreigDuuuuude!!!

Hillary Colterand now begins....tj on the lamb.

Chris Dorrwait...which domain???

Trent JohnsonChris, so far none that I actually use. Or would use if I did such things.

Chris DorrI thought not. For you are an upstanding netizen and a pillar. A PILLAR!

Chris Dorrare they going to allow drinking in the streets to celebrate???

Matt NewellTrent, you truly are the master.

Chris Dorrbowing down as I read this. (maybe I'm just doubled up...either way, kick ass!)

Mitch Talbotwas an awesome show!

Geoff UngerHahahaha

Chris Dorrnow that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Jen NeitzelUm, that is fan-freakin tastic!

Camelia Ninelove love the eye make-up!! oh, and lipstick!

Jenny Muller"Yo, I'm Cheeto. And I'm here to make things happen, man."

Hillary Colteri want this on a tshirt!

A Teryl MichelClearly there is no competition here! Cheeto is too cute!

Pete HensingWhich tummy would YOU want to rub?

Jane SCWell Cheeto has less hair.

Jo OstgardenAre you kidding? This isn't even a competition! It's Cheeto, the frito bandito, for sure.

Ken GertsCheeto

Steve JarvisCheeto!

Teri JacksonI just threw up a little.

Maria Maes Raleighcheeto wins hands down. I especially like how his tongue is just barely hanging out.

Jen Nielsen KellyAwesome!! I have to say, Kimberli's is my favorite. She went all out!

Kimberli DavenportThanks, Jen! Yeah, I totally go all out for that.

Jen NeitzelHysterical!

Kimberli DavenportI like that Jen has pointsettas coming out of her head, that's kind of awesome.

Jen NeitzelKim, Trent and I were discussing the fact that you have something of a working girl money shot going on here. Maybe you missed your true calling? I kid, I kid. I didn't even catch the pointsettas coming out of my head. This is so funny. That Trent is awesome!

Shawna MoleSorry I missed the party but it looks like it was a blast!

Jen NeitzelBeth Ramsey, way to be creepy!

Beth Ramsey*curtsey*

Jo OstgardenOMG more evidence they are growing up up up (and you too Jen and Kimber).

Ken GertsI want this costumer

Hillary ColterWhaaa? Didn't you just always work at pings?

Jen NeitzelYou were such a baby! So skinny, too skinny. You are all filled out now. Love you babe!

Ken GertsDowntown corvallis? You look extra proud nice

Jane SCwell now i'm craving one of those turkey delights. you know, the one w/ the cranberry sauce and cream cheese. order UP!

Hilary McCownMmm...turkey delight on a moonlit night.

Kimberli Davenportthat is BS!!!!

Chris Dorrhave you started your long journey into tech support hell yet???

Todd GliddenBut look at those rich colors, the sophisticated high-tech interface...

Mary MieleI had the same problem. I had to call att a second time to have them activate the new sim card...that did the trick tho. good luck.

Trent JohnsonI called AT&T and they say it isn't their issue. I can occasionally make a call but 99% of the time I'm dead in the water. However, I did narrow it down - if I disable 3G then I get a good strong signal. Turn it back on and BAM no service. Sweet.

Mary Mielethat's too bad. I've had the 3G on and haven't noticed anything other than it drains the battery really fast....haven't had too many calls yet. Will have to see how this works at work tomorrow.

Jane SCi would say "it's the evil Apple empire of hipness" and "come to Windows" but I have a $300 Windows phone and it sucks *%$ too. When my contract is up or after I surrender my first born, whichever comes first, I'm getting a cheap one that will actually work.

Trent JohnsonThe part that I highlighted is: Arrest/Cites: Fail to obey TCD (traffic control device), driving uninsured, DUII, hit & run.

Dominic V LuppinoBack in the 70s, I was involved in an accident with an uninsured motorcycle driver. The cops did not cite him for lack of insurance nor did they cite him for running the stop sign despite 7 witnesses nor did they cite him for driving without a helmet. Nor did they notice that his license had only been re-instated within 60 days. And he lied and said never saw the stop sign when in reality he worked 3 blocks from there. So it's an improvement from the old days. My insurance company covered the repairs and then went after the other driver. However, he at least had an address and a job. Your guy will just make all of our rates go up.

Jenny MullerTransient. I want that to be my new address. Maybe dude lived in the van, and you just got hit by the rec room side of his house?

Jen NeitzelSexy!

Jenny MullerMy sister also found out the hard way about the airbags. Only she got hit in the face with her bags, earning her the nickname Pudding Face for a few weeks.

Kimberli DavenportI just bought some lidocaine spray since I'm a terrible mother and let Jacob get sunburned at the beach today, if you need me to come over and spray your arm (lidocaine has a numbing effect), I'll do it! Also, it is good to know that while lidocaine is a cocaine derivative, one should never snort it, especially in aerosol form.

Trent JohnsonGood thing I didn't know about that stuff when I was a teenager or I would have snorted it for sure.

Elizabeth EvangelistaEven less redness than in the last picture.

Chuck MillerI tries to find a YouTube version of a video I once saw on discovery or the learning channel. It showed the original dvelopment of airbags and one vid looked like a shotgun blast out of the steering wheel!

Jo OstgardenGood god that has me so afraid of airbags now....

Janet TerranovaI was wondering why I wasn't asleep yet! Ahh, now I feel better! All jokes aside, how does your burn feel?

Elizabeth EvangelistaIt's looking better!

Sean WilsonIt looks hot!

Chad HaugenHealing up nicely!

Chris DorrMaybe someday if you ask nicely I'll post the video of me removing the drainage tube from my leg. Complete with Richard Simmons on Letterman in the background.

Robert HolladayI admit it. Guilty as charged!

Dominic V LuppinoTMI ... kind of like 3rd nipple ;-)

Amy GretencortThat looks a lot better.

Lylah Dayouch! how did you do that?

Jen Neitzeltouch, touch!

Hillary Colterlooks like an alien's going to pop out of it. or maybe another chihuahua.

Stephen Wilkinsonsteam burn?

Trent JohnsonI was in a car accident and the only injury I sustained was a burn from the airbag deployment. http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1515135.htm

Elizabeth EvangelistaIt looks like it's healing nicely.

Richard FoxClass Action Baby!!!!

Hilary McCownHmm, I say better an airbag burn than a header through the windshield. Jen, is it really and truly as soft as a baby's bottom?

Jo OstgardenOhmigod! Imagine what one of those airbags would do to a child! OUCHHHHHH! But yes, better an airbang than a head bang. Sorry to hear Trent....

Hillary Colteryuck!

Tamara A Goldsmithchrist. that looks HORRIFFIC! WHat happened?!

Jen NeitzelOh, poor baby!

Jen NeitzelHe did go to the dr. He has this medication that keeps the wound moist. Believe it or not it looked worse yesterday. I was gagging yesterday, today my stomach is just turning when I see it.

Trent JohnsonYou should see it before I wash off the medication. Picture Crisco mixed with blood spread on top of a raw steak. Mmmm....

Hillary Colteroh thanks trent. now i'm hungry.

Bettie NewellI'm really glad you had that thing bandaged at dinner. I wouldn't have been able to stuff myself on pizza and brownies if I had imagined that your skin looked like that under there.

Elizabeth EvangelistaEeew! I don't even want to view the full size version of that pic! Good thing you didn't get any of that air bag stuff in your eyes.

Christine VoSHhhIIieett!!!

Ken GertsWTH! Is that from your accident?

Geoff UngerShoot, here's to a quick recovery!

Barry LockeI see a platypus. Am I right? Sorry for the crash and glad you're (for the most part) ok.

Camelia Ninecool. it's so real it looks fake.

Karen MartwickGnarly! I kind of want to congratulate you ... that is a very hardcore wound.

Jen NeitzelOuch! Sorry to see this. It must really hurt :(

Trent JohnsonAstrid, you know me well. I've already planned on making a reenactment video :) Stay tuned...

Chris Dorryee gads! I thought your car was parked when you got hit! I hope that's the worst of it. Definitely get treatment as needed...

Trina McDanielOwowowowow!

Trina McDanielOh, and if you need help with the reenactment video, I'm there for you.

Teri JacksonGotta love those safety features.

Dedrick SprickIt's like playing Zombmondo's "Would you rather?". Would you rather have an imprint of a steering wheel in your face or have gas from an airbag burn off a layer of flesh?

Ken Gertsi remember this halloween

Jen NeitzelBabe, you are a serious dork. I still love you though.

Bettie NewellI think I know what I am getting you for your next birthday.

Mitch Talbotawesome!!

Elizabeth EvangelistaOh, wow! I saw a commercial for that thing you're wearing last night!

Ken GertsDont under estimate the pwoer of the snuggie

Matt NewellJust put a cork in the escape route. It should be more than big enough to block him.

Kimberli DavenportI would like to see how boobs would be used, seeing as how they were so high on the list of potential solutions!

Trent JohnsonBoobs are the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Jen NeitzelYou are such a boob man, Trent. Cheeto on the other hand is a pint sized Houdini

Dedrick SprickThat's a new band name right there! Boobs and Houdini! makes you think a little, doesn't it?

Kimberli DavenportHow bout we combine it...Boobdini? Also, Trent, I had a dream that you were walking Cheeto down my street this morning and you helped me uncover a major sewer issue on my street...Hmmm...

Camelia Ninecheeto is a boob man?

Chris Dorryou sneaky bastid!!

Sarah MarbleWhat songs are you gonna sing?

Mary Mielenice April foolery!

Sarah MarbleWait...wait...this was an just an April Fool's joke? you're not really gonna be on American Idol???

Trent JohnsonI don't take credit for this pic - it was done by Code Masta P. (Pete Hensing)

Alice Mintz-Bowersnice Trent, very nice..

Christine HughesToo Bad, I would have liked to see you perform "I Saw the Sign" on national television!! :P